NSP:322 Trivia mashup x Southern GBR Debrief

NSP:322 Trivia mashup x Southern GBR Debrief

Shrek left the building, so Sam the Waterman grabbed the mic, and it went about how you’d expect. Recorded on night two of the first ever 1770 Beginner Spearfishing Retreat run without the big fella, this one starts with a full trivia night: buddy rules, Boyle’s Law, world record bluefin, Molchanov’s 136 m dive and a Bali Files round about Noffs’ travel disasters. Then Ben Rennie wins the Shrek-impersonation bonus with a Killshot ad read, and “Bulletproof Buddy Protocol” gets exposed as something nobody has ever heard Shrek say. After that the students and instructors “dob in a legend”: Tom Smythe tells the story of a cobia fight that ended in a tangle of float lines, Ting shoots her first fish ever (having never freedived before), and seasick Matt comes back to crack 10 m and have a fish in the boat within 25 minutes. It’s for anyone who’s wondered what a Noob Spearo retreat is like from the inside, and for every spearo who keeps being told to “slow down”.

Sam the Waterman and the 1770 Crew Spearfishing Gallery

Important Timestamps

  • 00:00:41 — Sam the Waterman takes over the intro. It’s the first 1770 retreat ever run without Shrek, and the crew report on how it’s going.
  • 00:01:00 — Meet the crew: Mark (lead), Bri, Ben Rennie (camera and scorer), Nick and Tom Smythe (up from Coffs) and Brad (Gold Coast).
  • 00:03:15 — Round 1, Safety and Fundamentals: the four-word buddy rule, and the bonus “Noob Spearo version” nobody has heard of.
  • 00:04:10 — Which gas hyperventilation strips from your blood, and why that sets you up for a blackout.
  • 00:05:40 — The recovery breathing every instructor drills for the moment you surface, then 10 m neutral buoyancy and Boyle’s Law.
  • 00:06:40 — Ikejime and the thing it delays (spelling was marked strictly, so “rigatoni mortis” didn’t count).
  • 00:07:50 — Answers. “Bulletproof Buddy Protocol” gets a room full of blank faces.
  • 00:10:30 — Round 2, World Records: Terry Maas’s 1982 bluefin, a Kiwi who shares his name with a Rat Pack crooner, Greg Pickering’s Spanish mackerel from Dorre Island and Carlos Siqueira’s 301 kg blue marlin.
  • 00:13:30 — True or false: the women’s Indo-Pacific blue marlin record beats the men’s.
  • 00:17:00 — Round 3, Freediving and Physiology: the mammalian dive reflex, why most blackouts happen in the last 10 m, samba/LMC, Molchanov’s 136 m CWT and Mifsud’s static record.
  • 00:21:30 — Round 4, Equipment: why spearos avoid ultra-low-volume masks, shackles vs shark clips, what a flasher does, and speargun rubber in the tropics vs the Arctic.
  • 00:23:30 — The Shrek-impersonation bonus. Ben Rennie’s Killshot ad read takes the three points.
  • 00:26:40 — Equipment answers, where Shrek loses a point for his own flasher answer.
  • 00:27:50 — Round 5, the Noob Spearo round: Full Froth No Ego, the launch year, 99 Tips and The Floater (a.k.a. “the big turd”).
  • 00:32:50 — Round 6, The Bali Files: how many things went wrong for Noffs on the way to Bali, the instructor course in Amed, Adam’s mindset tools (the nana voice, the poo emoji, no plan B) and the discipline that “feels like cheating”.
  • 00:36:50 — Final scores. Nick takes the trivia crown with 21.
  • 00:38:00 — Mark wraps day two: instructors scouting reefs before the students even got wet, and a 100% pass rate.
  • 00:38:50 — Fish comp results: Holly and Andy tie for first, Zach’s big fish, Ting’s award for the loudest stoke, Matt’s one-shot best kill and Sam winning the instructor comp again.
  • 00:42:10 — Dob in a Legend starts. Fozzie on Matt coming back from the dead, Zach’s cobia, and staying calm on the drop.
  • 00:44:00 — Brad’s instructor takeaway: teaching others keeps you learning.
  • 00:45:15 — Bri on how buddy care between strangers turned into the highlight of the trip.
  • 00:49:10 — Tom Smythe’s cobia story: a float line wrapped around two spearos, a fish fighting hard, and then a second “cobia” that turned out to be a shark.
  • 00:53:00 — Tegan’s first fish is a coral trout, and her lesson: go slow, but not too slow.
  • 00:55:10 — Andy’s trout lesson: dive-bomb them, and wait when they square up.
  • 00:58:30 — Nick on keeping your eyes on the fish through the duck dive, and why a spearo sometimes has to dive before the perfect breathe-up.
  • 01:01:40 — Dan on persistence, and on getting properly familiar with your gear before the trip.
  • 01:03:40 — Holly learns to slow down, and Sam admits what his GoPro footage revealed about his own “slow” diving.
  • 01:07:10 — Chris, a Sydney spearo, gets his first taste of the Great Barrier Reef. Dropping on top of coral trout changed everything for him.
  • 01:12:20 — Kate on women getting into spearfishing, and why the no-ego vibe matters.
  • 01:15:30 — Zach, the retreat’s biggest frother, on why a group celebration beats his own cobia.
  • 01:18:10 — Ben Rennie wins People’s Choice, then shares Alex’s parrotfish moment and his motto: “you make your own luck”.
  • 01:21:40 — Alex takes home two fixes: the 45-degree eyes-on-fish descent and a splash-free duck dive.
  • 01:23:10 — Matt: slow down, and remember the look on everyone’s faces when the reef came into view.
  • 01:25:00 — Ting’s first ever freedive and first ever fish, while understanding “maybe 30%” of what the Aussies were saying.
  • 01:28:10 — Mark on leading without Shrek, what goes on behind the scenes, and Matt and Ting’s comeback from 5 m to 10 m.
  • 01:34:30 — Sign-off, with a group “Full Froth, No Ego”.

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NSP:321 Pinnacle Hunting Remote Great Barrier Reef and Beyond with Matty Parker

NSP:321 Pinnacle Hunting Remote Great Barrier Reef and Beyond with Matty Parker

At 26, Matty Parker was locked into a Pilbara mining job.

He came over for one Coral Sea trip, went home, sold everything inside a couple of months, and drove across Australia to get out of the golden handcuffs.

Twenty-five years of spearing later he manages Divers World in Cairns — the biggest and longest-running shop up that way — and runs MBP Spearfishing Charters, and he’s the bloke every local kept telling Shrek to interview.

This one gets into the weeds properly: his entire dogtooth setup top to tail, the three-point brief he gives clients before a Coral Sea drift (“when you think you’re closer, get closer again”), why he keeps a scorecard of every fish landed and lost and what one-in-three actually looks like, the 10–30kg window where doggies get eaten fastest, and why he moves off a spot the moment it fires.

There’s also a proper, unflinching yarn about the shark situation in North Queensland after an ugly year for Aussie spearos, and Matty’s flat-out best answer of the episode — what it costs you to spend two years shooting fish in eight metres. Cost ’em nothing. Gain everything.

If you’re saving for a blue water trip, thinking about your first big gun, or you just want to hear a bloke who’s put in the hours talk about hunting instead of depth numbers, this one’s for you.

Matty Parker Spearfishing Gallery

Important Timestamps

  • 00:00:44 — Shrek sets up the episode: dogtooth gear, guiding pitfalls, social media’s grip on spearos, and the shark conversation nobody wants to have
  • 00:01:20 — Free shout out to Spearo App, a completely free spearfishing forecasting app, and the level of detail that gobsmacked Shrek
  • 00:03:00 — Fish One Hook’s power band size calculator, plus the free Noob Spearo scorecards at spearfishingcourses.com.au/scorecard
  • 00:05:34 — Matty comes highly recommended — Shrek explains who kept telling him to get Matty on the show
  • 00:06:49 — Started spearing at 10 in a small northern WA town; the Coral Sea trip at 26 that made him sell up and drive across Australia away from the golden handcuffs of mining
  • 00:09:13 — Why “the trip of a lifetime” is the wrong mindset to bring on charter, and what the fish actually are (a bonus)
  • 00:11:01 — WA vs the East Coast: fish density and shore access over there, weather-dependent reef trips over here
  • 00:13:05 — Seven trout a day in Queensland is “astronomical”, and why the North QLD weather is a green zone in itself
  • 00:14:12 — His first Coral Sea mission: two doggies landed before he lost one, then the figures went backwards fast
  • 00:15:07 — Why hiding your gear from other spearos isn’t okay — shot placement and gear are the only two things we control, so share them
  • 00:18:22 — THE FULL DOGTOOTH RIG, TOP TO TAIL: a 130–150cm conventional gun (he runs a 70″ Riffe Rader), three or four 16mm rubbers, 8.7mm shaft, slip tip, 23m float line, a 3-atmosphere float, a short 2–5m line, and a second 3-atmosphere float. Nothing else
  • 00:21:19 — The shot-placement point most people miss: all that gun power is for getting through a foot-and-a-half of fish, not for taking longer shots
  • 00:22:14 — Stone shots, the anti-climax-then-relief feeling, and why hearing the boys screaming on the surface is the best part
  • 00:23:25 — “Doggies bring out the best and the worst in everyone” — diving on each other and shooting each other’s fish vs. proper team work
  • 00:25:33 — What happens in the first 60 seconds after the shot: withstand the first run, then get it up fast, because that’s when they get eaten
  • 00:26:31 — Matty’s shark theory — the 10–30kg window where doggies are too strong to overpower but small enough for sharks to eat quickly, and why big fish often survive longer
  • 00:27:28 — The scorecard he’s kept since day one: every shot fired that doesn’t end on the boat counts as a loss, and he’s landing roughly one in three
  • 00:29:42 — The three-point brief: get closer twice (take two more kicks when you think the shot’s on), take your time, and work as a team
  • 00:30:44 — Fish karma — why not taking the bad shot pays you back somewhere else, maybe a year later in another country
  • 00:32:16 — There are blokes on Matty’s list who can’t buy their way back onto a trip
  • 00:33:53 — Life in the shop at Divers World, and the pre-YouTube days of nagging the newsagent for the first-Thursday-of-the-month dive mag
  • 00:35:00 — The apprenticeship problem: “everyone wants to be the tradesman and no one wants to do their apprenticeship” — plus 100 hours a year, five years, then start pushing depth
  • 00:36:59 — An 8kg red doesn’t taste as good as a 4kg red, so who exactly are you shooting big fish for?
  • 00:37:20 — Matty’s definition of a good spearo: someone who knows how to find fish and hunt them. That’s it. “If you want to be a free diver, go be a free diver”
  • 00:38:31 — Shrek on the gap between physiology and wisdom — you can learn to lay on the bottom in 20m quickly, but the ocean will still beat you
  • 00:42:54 — Advice for green divers: pool training, join the club, then find one or two people at your level and grow together
  • 00:43:11 — The self-check Matty runs on every dive: surface, look around, and if no one’s within 20 metres you’re only diving at 30% today
  • 00:46:25 — How MBP started — the client on the tender who reignited it, four or five years of trips through the shop, then going out on his own
  • 00:47:38 — His October 4–12 Coral Sea trip and the nine-day structure: steam out overnight, wake up in the Coral Sea, six full dive days
  • 00:51:08 — Why the Coral Sea holds every Australian dogtooth record — the vis, the pinnacles rising from a kilometre of water, and how few boats actually get out there
  • 00:52:14 — Doggies aren’t migratory and aren’t even tuna — they’re mackerel (Gymnosarda unicolor), resident on their pinnacles, and Matty’s seen the same fish a year apart
  • 00:53:18 — When to be in the water: tide change, first light, and the golden hour on a shoal
  • 00:55:00 — Why he never dives the same spot twice on a trip, even after a 20-fish afternoon — spread the pressure and the fish are there in three years
  • 00:56:59 — Eating doggie: it freezes badly, ciguatera risk on the big models, sashimi most nights on the boat, and euro mounts for the jaws
  • 00:59:28 — Burley and flashers: pilchards over fish frames (running a knife through fish aggravates sharks), and his basic buzz-bomb flasher with a knife jig and three double-sided mirrors
  • 01:01:00 — Flash with purpose — “don’t just do it because I said go over there and flash”, plus why he stays on the flasher to call the dives
  • 01:02:22 — Tracking a big gun with a breakaway: gun down, hand on the handle, and steering it through the water by the muzzle like a surfboard
  • 01:04:21 — Finding the white dot on the tail knuckle in black water — and why the fish is invisible without it
  • 01:05:39 — He works out every diver on the boat at the dinner the night before the charter
  • 01:06:40 — “I won’t shoot a doggy under 30 kilo” — how expectations set by social media wreck people’s trips before they get wet
  • 01:08:14 — Shrek’s horror story: the charter client who wouldn’t buddy up, 100 nautical miles offshore, and how far Shrek escalated it
  • 01:11:33 — A week with no reception, and how the bloke you wanted to push over the side on day one is your mate by day four
  • 01:13:52 — Shrek’s vision statement — reconnecting people with themselves, their food, the natural world and each other
  • 01:15:18 — Beyond doggies: red emperor, Maori sea perch, buffalo emperor, iron jaw and green job fish, plus the wahoo, yellowfin and marlin you have to go and hunt separately
  • 01:16:37 — The 140–150kg marlin that snapped a straight shaft last year — another argument for slip tips
  • 01:17:32 — Reading current in the Coral Sea (it’s all ocean current, not tidal), and the October moon that fired then went dead five weeks later
  • 01:19:59 — The Noob Spearo x MBP trip: a Great Barrier Reef trip heading north past Lizard Island in March
  • 01:20:40 — What the B in MBP stands for, and the middle name Shrek and Matty share
  • 01:21:43 — SHARKS: an ugly year for Aussie spearos, and Matty’s honest read on why it’s changed
  • 01:22:03 — His two-part theory — social media virtue signalling plus an education gap — and the fact that a shark now has no commercial value in Australia
  • 01:24:51 — Shrek’s flake confession, and how spearos take an abundant freezer completely for granted
  • 01:26:18 — The maths on shark bycatch, and how visibly the aggression has changed in the water in five years
  • 01:27:57 — The angry email Shrek wrote about “just buy your fish from the supermarket” comments on dead divers’ posts
  • 01:29:53 — Matty’s in-water protocol: he can read an area in ten minutes and pull everyone out. “There’s no fish that’s worth any part of my body”
  • 01:31:06 — The reefs off Hinchinbrook with resident, territorial bull sharks, and bites that happened in 20m of vis
  • 01:33:21 — Shark deterrents: no one wearing one has been bitten, the scorpion tail zapping you on the duck dive, and how confidence itself changes a shark’s read on you
  • 01:35:00 — Shrek gets charged on the bottom by a bull shark, and the seasons where he simply can’t relax enough to dive properly
  • 01:36:42 — The most dangerous thing beginners (and plenty of experienced blokes) do: gun handling, clipped guns pointing at the diver behind them, finger on the trigger
  • 01:38:36 — The best answer of the episode: if you could only shoot fish in eight metres for the next two years, what does it cost you? “Cost ’em nothing. And you gain everything”
  • 01:40:09 — Shrek’s traditional ocean poo story request, answered from a back deck in California
  • 01:41:16 — Where to find Matty and both trips, plus the price bracket
  • 01:43:31 — Outro: Deep North with Matty and Shrek, March 2027 — spearfishingcourses.com.au/deepnorth

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Nine days aboard the Norkat II out of Half Moon Bay Marina, Cairns, hunting remote sections of the Great Barrier Reef north of Lizard Island. Ten guests max, two in-water guides the whole trip (Matty and Shrek), all meals, fish processing and freezing, tenders, reef fees and a custom trip shirt included. $7,200pp, $2,500 deposit, payment plans available.

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  • Fishes One Hook — power band size calculator under Gear Reviews
  • Free Noob Spearo Scorecards — Spearo Readiness Scorecard (not started yet) and Skilled Spearo Scorecard (already diving). Two minutes, custom results to your inbox
  • Gear referenced: Riffe Raider 70″ (or 67″), 8.7mm / 11:32 shaft, 16mm rubbers, slip tips, 3-atmosphere floats
  • Shark Shield / shark deterrent units
  • Previous episode referenced: Johnny Mitchell on decoding the wild
  • Previous episode referenced: Rob Allen on flasher design

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NSP:320 Decoding the Wild with Johnny Mitchell

NSP:320 Decoding the Wild with Johnny Mitchell

What if becoming a better spearo had less to do with diving deeper or buying better gear—and more to do with learning how to actually see what’s happening around you?

In this episode, Shrek sits down with commercial fisherman, spearo, hunter and lifelong observer of the natural world Johnny Mitchell, with Johnny’s longtime mate Tim McDonald joining the conversation.

Johnny has spent decades living, fishing, hunting and observing in the bush and on the water. From commercially chasing Spanish mackerel and mud crabs to living out of a swag, caretaking Cape Capricorn lighthouse and spending countless hours simply watching animals behave, he has developed an extraordinary ability to recognise patterns in the natural world.

The conversation explores awareness, natural intelligence, tides, weather, animal behaviour, sensory awareness and pattern recognition—and why asking simplistic questions like “Is the full moon better?” or “Does falling barometric pressure make fish bite?” can actually hold back your learning.

Johnny explains why every productive fishing or spearfishing location has its own combination of features and conditions, and why the better question is often:

Why were the fish here today—and why weren’t they here yesterday?

Tim also shares how Johnny’s influence has completely changed the way he approaches spearfishing: shooting fewer fish, observing more, recognising short feeding windows and learning to know where to be, when to be there and why.

This one goes well beyond spearfishing. It’s a conversation about reconnecting with the natural world, waking up dulled senses and becoming less dependent on apps, assumptions and handed-down rules.

Johnny Mitchell Spearfishing Gallery

Important Timestamps

00:00 – Introduction to Johnny Mitchell
03:00 – Johnny joins Shrek and Tim McDonald
04:00 – Johnny’s background: fishing, hunting and living wild
06:00 – Your subconscious is collecting more information than you realise
07:00 – Awareness: the foundation of everything
09:00 – Living at Cape Capricorn lighthouse
11:00 – Why good experiences lead to better questions
12:00 – Hunting versus simply observing animals
15:00 – Watching fish footage 100 times
17:00 – How Johnny changed Tim McDonald’s approach to hunting
18:00 – Pattern recognition and exponential learning
19:00 – The most important question: Why?
20:00 – Observational intelligence versus handed-down knowledge
23:00 – Nature is multidimensional: beware single-variable thinking
29:00 – New moon vs full moon: are we asking the wrong questions?
31:00 – Understanding the specific tide window for a spot
34:00 – Johnny’s “Zoom Out” technique
36:00 – Using landscape, wind and Google Earth to understand a fishing location
38:00 – How modern life dulls our senses
40:00 – “Unbroken connection” with the natural world
44:00 – How disconnected have we become?
46:00 – From awareness to recognising patterns and predicting opportunities
48:00 – Knowledge removes scarcity and makes you a more generous diver
52:00 – Making more space in your life for the outdoors
54:00 – You can start reconnecting with nature in ten minutes
58:00 – Why understanding fisheries can become extremely complicated
1:00:00 – Observing more and killing less
1:04:00 – Spearfishing has to become about more than killing fish
1:06:00 – Old-school dogtooth tuna and spearfishing stories
1:09:00 – You don’t need a $100,000 boat
1:10:00 – Why most fishermen don’t actually understand weather
1:12:00 – From reading conditions to predicting a 130 cm barramundi
1:14:00 – Johnny’s Break Free three-day program
1:16:00 – Becoming a better spearo by becoming a better person
1:18:00 – Psychology, learning and actually applying knowledge
1:22:00 – Everything Johnny teaches can begin at a duck pond
1:24:00 – Throw the barometer question in the bin
1:28:00 – Testing theories instead of turning observations into rules
1:31:00 – What does Break Free actually mean?
1:32:00 – Johnny’s links and wrap-up

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NSP:319 The Unknown World Record Dogtooth Tuna Story | Jean Napier-Hattingh

NSP:319 The Unknown World Record Dogtooth Tuna Story | Jean Napier-Hattingh

In 1989 a young South African woman hung mid-water off a reef 20km out from the Mozambique coast, held out a 1 metre gun, and whacked a fish the same size as she was. It dragged her across the reef until her mask and snorkel came off, they had to cut it into four pieces to weigh it on a 20kg scale, and nobody on the boat could tell her what it was — 52 kilos of dogtooth tuna, an unknowing men’s world record that got broken by an Aussie three days later and still stands as the women’s international bluewater freediving record today. Jean Napier-Hattingh spent a year in hospital as a seven-year-old being told she might not walk again, decided right there she’d have the most adventurous life on earth, and has spent the 40 years since backing that up — a 138kg marlin on a 1.2m Cape gun with a rusty spear, a 26kg barracuda world record in Sierra Leone she also didn’t know about, and a nickname (Parrot Queen) she earned before she could shoot anything else. She’s also the woman who accidentally invented the flasher, using a wrist full of silver bangles worn on the outside of her wetsuit to out-shoot every bloke on her brother’s boat. Whether you’re a woman wondering if there’s a place for you in this sport, a game fish hunter after species-specific tactics, or anyone who reckons you need a big gun to shoot big fish — Jean will straighten you out.

Jean Napier-Hattingh @spearfisherlady Spearfishing Gallery

Important Timestamps

  • 00:01:00 — Shrek sets up the chat: a South African spearo holding records from before women’s records even existed, and why her book Against the Tide is worth your time
  • 00:01:20 — Listener Sam Livings’ voice message: a 15kg kingfish, a perfect head shot, and a completely seized flopper. Check. Your. Gear.
  • 00:03:30 — Trip news: 1770 Retreat (two spots, September), the final ever Sail x Spear trips out of the Whitsundays, and PNG with Tim McDonald and Ben Rennie
  • 00:06:00 — The “queppilat” (quince stick) above the pelmet, a farm childhood, and the year in hospital at age seven that made Jean decide she’d live the most adventurous life on Earth
  • 00:07:30 — Why water felt safe when her legs didn’t work, swimming from age four, and how underwater hockey at UCT built the breath hold and stamina base for spearfishing
  • 00:09:30 — Learning in the Western Cape (deep, icy, reef fish, head-in-caves) versus life now in Natal chasing pelagics in warm water — and why the transition was easy
  • 00:10:30 — Marine parks north of Durban, why pelagic-only rules keep reefs alive, and the difference between poaching and subsistence fishing in Mozambique
  • 00:11:00 — The weirdest intro to spearfishing going: scuba instructors ditching tanks, planting a loaded gun outside a cave, and sending Jean down the float line to shoot the fish
  • 00:12:30 — How deep, how long: 25m these days, a lockdown breath hold app that got her to five minutes, and “I hold it for as long as I need to shoot a fish”
  • 00:13:30 — “Girls do not do this sport” — getting knocked back off boats, entering comps because comps had to give her a boat spot, and slowly forcing the blokes to take notice
  • 00:14:30 — The 52kg dogtooth. Baixo Danae reef, a 1 metre gun, a fish the same size as her, 30m of float line, mask and snorkel gone, water-skiing, and a 40kg potato bass turning up to help
  • 00:18:00 — Cut into four pieces to weigh it on a 20kg scale. A men’s world record for three days, and a women’s record that still stands 35+ years later
  • 00:19:00 — Why the lateral line shot was the only thing that saved it, and what she actually felt when she realised the size — “I just thought, well, that’s another fish, let’s get in and find another one”
  • 00:21:00 — Two great white encounters at four-and-a-half to five metres, having to pull her gun back so she didn’t touch one, and why she didn’t move
  • 00:22:00 — Five whale sharks and five manta rays in four metres of crystal water, with Jean in the middle of them
  • 00:22:30 — Jean on Australian sharks: “the sharks in Australia have gone rogue.” Shark Shields on every diver on her Aussie boat, none in South Africa, and her overfishing theory
  • 00:28:00 — Earning the Parrot Queen nickname on Natal knifejaw in Port Elizabeth — the friendly fish that come and sit on the end of your spear
  • 00:29:30 — Strength versus patience. Weak arms mean sneaking closer, half your spears don’t pass through, and the boat can wait an hour while you bring the fish up gently
  • 00:31:00 — The 138kg marlin. A 1.2m Cape gun, a rusty spear, an hour-plus swim, borrowing two mates’ float lines to reach 90 metres, and the first spear falling out at the surface
  • 00:34:00 — Jean’s speargun setup: conventional Rob Allen 1.4m pipe gun, twin 14mm rubbers, load assist, 30m float line, big orange foam-filled float. “No fancy reels. Old-fashioned and it works”
  • 00:36:30 — The silver bangles. A wrist full of glitter worn outside the wetsuit, worn every dive, and how Jean reckons she invented the flasher years before flashers existed
  • 00:38:00 — Making provincial teams in Eastern Province and the Transvaal, organising comps, and the state of South African spearfishing clubs today
  • 00:40:00 — Funny one: forgetting her husband’s boardies on a month-long Mozambique trip. He dived in her spare bikini bottoms with her wetsuit flapping around his waist — and out-shot her
  • 00:41:00 — Doing everything together: a three-month drive right through Africa, bird watching, photography, and why she reckons she got lucky
  • 00:42:00 — Arrested in the Trevi Fountain. Hot, huge backpacks, dusk, and a police interrogation in Italian they pretended not to understand
  • 00:44:00 — Writing Against the Tide: lockdown alone in Stellenbosch, an online creative writing course, a 12-woman writers group who’d never dived, and one hunt per chapter
  • 00:46:30 — The records she never claimed: at least seven world records, ~50 South African records, plus the 10 Australian records she does hold
  • 00:47:30 — Why spearfishing is “good for the soul” and Jean’s pitch to any woman on the fence — the sport that’s not actually about shooting fish
  • 00:49:00 — What’s changed since ’87: abalone poaching syndicates, crayfish next, dead dynamited reefs in Zanzibar, foreign trawlers, and reserves nobody can afford to police
  • 00:52:00 — WA closing demersals indefinitely, the illegal abalone trade in NSW, and why spearos are the most environmentally conscious fishers going
  • 00:54:00 — The rest of the gear bag: Freedivers fins, a Rabitech gun, leg knife, and tailor-made wetsuits by Sergio at the Rob Allen factory for 30-odd years
  • 00:56:00 — Underrated African destinations: Latham Island in November chasing big doggies, and four and a half years in Sierra Leone diving off dugout canoes into water absolutely teeming with fish
  • 00:57:30 — The 26kg Sierra Leone barracuda — another men’s world record she didn’t know she’d broken
  • 00:59:00 — Game fish tactics, species by species: chase cooter (Spanish mackerel) flat out until they tire, dive to your flasher and wait for kingfish, and dive away from a wahoo and pretend you can’t see it
  • 01:00:30 — Shrek explains throw flashers to Jean, and how they bring spooked wahoo straight back in
  • 01:02:00 — “Age is a number.” Why Jean’s diving until she’s 90, the Load-EZ ratchet loader idea that might buy her another decade, and starting weights to keep her arms strong
  • 01:05:30 — Jean’s parting shot to women everywhere: “grab life with both hands and just go for it”

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NSP:318 5 spearos finish instructors course in Bali + spearfishing Rumpongs

NSP:318 5 spearos finish instructors course in Bali + spearfishing Rumpongs

Blood noses at 32 metres, nappies floating past mid-breathe-up, and a bloke sprinting freestyle across the open ocean after a borrowed Kraken roller gun — part two of the Bali crew’s adventure has the lot. Matty, Liv, Noffs, Rhys (No Viz) and Chiz wrap up their freediving instructors course with Adam Sellars and The Pressure Project, battling flu, an LMC scare and one heartbreaking dynamic apnea before every single one of them gets it done. Then it’s a few hours up the coast to Singaraja to spear the rumpongs — Bali’s handmade floating FADs — with the experienced local guides at Spearo Co, where triple tail come in like chickens of the ocean and the mahi mahi turn up in numbers. Liv’s redemption dynamic after four failed attempts is worth the listen alone, and Helios from Spearo Co jumps on at the end to talk Kraken Spearguns and fad season. If you’ve ever thought about doing your freediving instructors, or spearing Bali’s blue water on a budget, this one’s for you.

Matty, Liv, Noffs, Rhys @novizadventures and Chiz Spearfishing Gallery

Important Timestamps

  • 00:00:45 — Shrek’s intro: part two of the Bali crew adventure — instructors course wrap-up, then spearfishing the rumpongs
  • 00:02:18 — The crew debriefs the final days of the freediving instructors course, including the 30-minute oral presentation requirement nobody saw coming
  • 00:03:31 — Liv wakes up crook on day three — fevers, blocked sinuses and Bali Codral cold & flu with the course requirements still to get
  • 00:05:58 — Noffs and Chiz hit their 32m dives — including another participant getting 31.2 and having it not count
  • 00:08:23 — Noffs pushes through a stuck left ear for the requirement and surfaces with a blood nose while everyone stares
  • 00:09:38 — Adam’s trick for diving with blocked sinuses: feet-first pulls down the line to drain everything out
  • 00:10:58 — Liv’s comeback: first-ever mouth fill at the 20m mark and a 32m dive after two days out sick
  • 00:13:23 — Rhys’s LMC scare at 25m — why he called it and waited instead of pushing for the 32
  • 00:16:45 — Adam’s biggest lesson: you don’t need that almighty pre-dive breath to dive 30–40m — Liv hit 32 on half a lungful
  • 00:17:44 — Mouth fill demystified: watch alarms at 15/20/30/32, charging at free fall, and why it’s simpler than it sounds
  • 00:19:47 — Rhys throws nappies and drags a tree away from another diver’s breathe-up as a river of rubbish floats through the dive site
  • 00:20:52 — Pool day: Matty cruises his 75m dynamic, Chiz sprints the last 25 (“they say you can’t muscle through freediving — lies”)
  • 00:23:47 — Noffs’s three-attempt static at Adam’s villa at 7am — saved by Matty barking “you got the dog in you” from the balcony
  • 00:27:44 — Liv hits the wall: four attempts stuck at 50m with jelly legs and tears in her goggles
  • 00:30:31 — The redemption protocol: a massive feed, sleep, leg activations, Laird Hamilton breathing, borrowed DiveR fins and a one-shot dynamic coached by instructor Elle
  • 00:36:06 — Matty’s tribute to Liv’s rollercoaster week + the crew’s shout-out to “support crew Matty”
  • 00:37:46 — The charter breakdown: $625 each for transfers, accommodation, own rooms and two days on the boat
  • 00:39:07 — Freediving takeaways: listen to your body, slower is faster, and spearfishing is one of the most unforgiving sports
  • 00:40:30 — Rumpong time: two days spearing Bali’s floating FADs in 500m of water — triple tail, rainbow runner and first-ever dolphin fish
  • 00:43:39 — Matty shoots a big bull mahi on the guide’s Kraken roller, the reel jams, and he does “an Ian Thorpe” sprinting after it
  • 00:50:36 — Chiz’s redemption dolly after two heartbreakers — flopper failures, a Hail Mary and a stone shot from Noffs
  • 00:51:38 — The swim cap game: best fish on the fad wears the beautiful white cap
  • 00:52:52 — Bali key takeaways: who you know matters, get away from the main areas, flasher tactics for mahi vs wahoo, and bring Crocs
  • 00:59:05 — Noffs’s gear lesson: always inspect your equipment — his gun failures cost him the biggest fish of the trip
  • 01:00:02 — Helios from Spearo Co on Kraken Spearguns (the Katana rail gun that doesn’t flex), exposing local Indonesian guide talent, and fad season running April to December
  • 01:03:53 — Shrek’s outro: register interest for future Noob Spearo Bali trips at spearfishingcourses.com.au

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NSP:317 5 spearos learning to be freediving instructors in Ahmed, Bali | Matty and Liv, Noffs, Rhys (No Viz) and Chiz

NSP:317 5 spearos learning to be freediving instructors in Ahmed, Bali | Matty and Liv, Noffs, Rhys (No Viz) and Chiz

A false-positive drug swab on the podcast recorder, a speargun declared at the airport, a phone lost forever somewhere up a Balinese hill — and that’s all before anyone gets wet. This one’s a proper fly-on-the-wall: no Shrek behind the desk, just five of the Noob Spearo crew — Matty, Liv, Noffs, Rhys (No Viz Adventures) and Chiz — handing the mic around in Amed while they work through their freediving instructor course with Adam Sellars at The Pressure Project. You’ll hear Rhys talk through his first-ever LMC on day one (and why his ego put him there), the mouthfill “great mystery” that throws every spearo sideways at 15 metres, Adam’s nana-voice-and-poo-emoji trick for shutting up the negative voice on a breathe-up, and the quietly massive idea of diving with no plan B. It’s Full Froth, No Ego in the flesh — blokes and a legend coming up short, laughing about it, and getting better the next day. If you’ve ever wondered what actually happens on an instructor course, or you’ve thought about crossing from spearo into proper freediving, this is your backstage pass. (Quick caveat, straight from Shrek: these guys are learning in live time, so take the technical stuff with a grain of salt.)

Matty, Liv, Noffs, Rhys @novizadventures and Chiz Spearfishing Gallery

Important Timestamps

  • 00:00:50 — Shrek sets the scene: five spearos off to Amed to become freediving instructors with Adam Sellars, and why this one’s a fly-on-the-wall.
  • 00:01:00 — A heavy shout-out: three Australian spearos lost to sharks in recent months, and a hint that future shark episodes are coming.
  • 00:01:40 — Happier news — Shrek and Krystal welcome Grace Evelyn, their first girl after four boys.
  • 00:04:40 — The travel saga begins: Liv’s “just checking in” phone call the night before saves Noffs’s whole trip.
  • 00:06:00 — How an auto-generated “Ryan James James Noffke” nearly stopped Noffs boarding before he even left Mackay.
  • 00:06:30 — The golden rule of flying with a speargun (never say the G-word) — and how Noffs couldn’t lie to the officer and ended up declaring it.
  • 00:08:00 — The podcast recorder gets swabbed and lights up positive — a full security debacle that turned out to be a false positive.
  • 00:09:30 — Rhys loses his phone somewhere on the drive up and never sees it again.
  • 00:13:00 — The big one: Rhys walks through his first-ever LMC during a static, including the strange out-of-body feeling.
  • 00:17:30 — “You don’t rise to the occasion, you fall to the levels of your training” — why drilling recovery breaths matters.
  • 00:18:00 — Rhys on ego vs froth, and knowing when to push mentally and when to stop physically.
  • 00:23:30 — The instructor requirements laid out: 3:30 static, 75m dynamic, 32–40m on the line, plus an assignment and a 30-minute presentation.
  • 00:36:00 — Adam’s mental tricks for intrusive thoughts on a breathe-up: the nana voice and the poo emoji.
  • 00:37:30 — Depth contractions explained — why they’re not the CO2 contractions you think they are.
  • 00:39:30 — Rhys’s streamlining tip: hands up on the ascent, then ride the buoyancy.
  • 00:43:30 — Mouthfill, explained from scratch by people who’d never heard of it 48 hours earlier — the M-sound, the glottis lock, and why it throws everyone off.
  • 00:48:00 — Adam’s breathe-up routine that gave Noffs his most comfortable diving in ages.
  • 00:51:00 — The two keys to freediving, per Adam: equalisation and relaxation.
  • 00:53:00 — Adam’s three-day silent retreat story, and the roommate made physically sick by his own thoughts.
  • 00:55:00 — Diving with “no plan B” — the most hard-hitting idea of the trip, and how it bumps against listening to your body.
  • 00:57:30 — Why free immersion “feels like cheating” to a spearo (and why a bunch of them PB’d it anyway).
  • 01:00:00 — Instructor lessons learned: don’t be afraid to speak up and tell people what they need to do to pass.
  • 01:02:00 — Honest Amed travel advice: arrive 3–4 days early, and the night noises (geckos, dog fights, roosters, prayers over the speakers).
  • 01:09:00 — Why Liv and Matty did a CPR, first aid and oxygen course — including the mate who put a dive knife into an artery.
  • 01:10:30 — Oxygen tickets, the green whistle and restocking the first aid kit for remote trips.
  • 01:13:00 — Shrek’s outro: these legends are teaching and assisting on Noob Spearo courses, and a tease for the next episode out on the rumpongs.

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